Wouldn't it be nicer if you wore a short school girls outfit, and wrote your notes in blue ink on your thigh?

Every man knows the precautions you have to take before you, er, you fuck a b-, woman, because there's a great danger ...

There's a great danger .....

... you'll have your knob chopped off by all the teeth they've got up their cunt.

Er, in-, in-, in-, in the Greek myths again, there was the-, er, the goddess Arethusa, wasn't there?

Right.

Who had these fucking false teeth up her cunt .....

Well, she'd lost hers so she had to put false ones in.

And she was a-, she was a siren, wasn't she?

Or an alarm system of some kind.

Yeah.

And she used to lure sailors off their boats and they'd disappear right up her cunt and get stuck there .....

..... and gnashed to death with false teeth. But! What does a man do confronted by these dentures in the cunt? Does he wear some sort of protective, er, device?

Like-, like-, I-I think-, .....

..... the av-, the average man, hold with me. The average man is best off putting a boxing glove over his, er, .....

..... his knob.

Because what you lose in-, in, er, sensua-, -uality .....

..... in sensitivity .....

..... you gain in protection.