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April 2011
25 entries this month
834 total entries
Honor: 4,689 [ Give / Take ]
Reporting to admins
21:43:17 - Apr 30 2011
Times Read: 244
If you think there is something going on around the site that an admin needs to know about, by all means report it. But please, actually report it. Don't send some vague message with no details and expect us to guess if it is actually an issue or not.
If you have evidence to go along with what you are reporting, i.e. - graphics, screen shots, links, etc. please forward them also. It helps no one and only slows down any processes if we get the information slower than a morphine drip...
Thank you.
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No, thank you.
04:46:41 - Apr 29 2011
Times Read: 258
"Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself with 9-iron, dry and sideways."
That probably wouldn't be the best of responses to these requests, would it?
Dammit.
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PRIVATE ENTRY
03:20:05 - Apr 28 2011
Times Read: 263
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PRIVATE ENTRY
23:03:32 - Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 267
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PRIVATE ENTRY
19:34:48 - Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 272
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FEH
04:52:00 - Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 290
FEH on everything.
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Outside the box is outside the frame...
18:18:21 - Apr 23 2011
Times Read: 307
I know I've said this before, but it never ceases to to torque my lugnuts when I see another example...
...a photographer on the modeling site - supposed professional artist, simply pimping nude photos to try and get someone to notice his work. And when I say pimping, that is what I mean.
"New nudes of (model's name)! Check them out! She is so hot!"
Really? That is all you have to say about your work? The naked woman is hot? I guess looking at the photos that are poorly lit, out of focus and really not well done at all, that is about their only redeeming quality. Nipples, a hint of bush and obviously no direction from the photographer because she is putting so little emotion into the whole thing. It is porn, dude. You just made some porn. You paid her to be naked, she did it for the money and it didn't matter to her so she put a half-hearted effort into making "art."
And the model isn't even what I would consider.. hot. Eye of the beholder, obviously, but she has the body of a 12-yr old - no hips, no curves and weighs about 85-lbs. If not for the age wrinkles from her (I would assume) smoking addiction, I would question if she were even old enough for this shoot.
I don't know how much she got paid, but judging from the motel room you used as the studio, I'm guessing the photos were a secondary priority anyway...
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Well...
14:44:26 - Apr 22 2011
Times Read: 324
4/20 was two days ago. It would have been more fitting to be the High Priestess on 4/20...
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I didn't read that right, did I?
03:40:26 - Apr 22 2011
Times Read: 351
The Coven of the Sinus Infectionous?
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Spam without the baked beans...
12:24:09 - Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 366
...I wish all the phishing attempts I get emailed on a daily basis were in actuality legitimate businesses looking to do business with my company. I'd have no worries.
Hello,
This is to notify you that we just browsed your website and we will like to apply for credit facility with your company. We are into construction, oil and gass business and we will like to setup net 30 terms account with your company. We want to show appreciation to some of our good clients, contractors and all that have worked with us to make our business grow for some decades now. We want to order audio visual, office and computer equipment from your company.
I look forward to doing business with your company.
Frank L. Patterson Jr
Vice President
Patterson & Wilder Construction Company Inc.
2794 Pelham Parkway
Pelham, Alabama 35124
Seems legitimate... ha! I will definitely be blindly extending Net30 to a company where the vice president emails solicitations from an Earthlink email account...
Amazing how the spammers can find you, but it seems like all the advertising in the world can't get you real customers at times.
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Short drive...
02:46:48 - Apr 20 2011
Times Read: 392
...yes it is.
Scenes like that make me want to hug my kids tighter...
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Uh huh...
13:27:42 - Apr 19 2011
Times Read: 417
...sure. I'm buying it...
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Thought patterns...
03:53:29 - Apr 18 2011
Times Read: 441
...sometimes Zen just isn't enough.
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Baffled...
18:07:58 - Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 453
...looking around the modeling site at other photographers' portfolios. It is amazing how they try and pass-off bad pornographic styles snapshots as professional photography...
...while most of what I've done, much through some mind sweating concern over the creativity, concept and design I still consider snapshotty and unworthy.
Yet this site declined my application for an account twice because my photos didn't meet their requirements.
Apparently I should have just hired some hookers to pose with dildoes...
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Uhhh...
02:16:14 - Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 471
..you're not a poet. And everyone knows it.
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The eyes...
21:33:12 - Apr 16 2011
Times Read: 488
...in thumbnail view your avatar looks like a woman being stabbed with a big green stick...
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Oye...
17:42:10 - Apr 15 2011
Times Read: 509
...and the insanity follows.
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You know...
16:01:18 - Apr 14 2011
Times Read: 567
...I don't mean to sound bitter... but I work my ass off every day. So does Morri. We're doing our best to keep a small business running and surviving in a horrible economic climate.
It is a struggle some days. We look at the numbers and think, we must be crazy for doing this. But one of my goals with this business has always been to create jobs and put people to work.
So I get frustrated by what I see. When people we've hired simply don't want to work or go about their jobs in such an unprofessional and unappreciative manner.
It is even more frustrating when people I know that have been living on unemployment for months pass up job opportunities, and post daily facebook updates about what golf course they just checked into, the road trip they just went on with the sole intent of partying or how drunk they got last night out at the bar...
Yet, I work every day not just to survive, but to watch the money I earn float away to the state coffers to pay for all of that.
FEH.
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Just pointing it out...
02:55:18 - Apr 13 2011
Times Read: 588
...you lived with a computer nerd for 10 years. The fact that you still can't manage the complexities of "drag and drop" in Windows XP isn't anyones fault but your own.
Honestly, if anything it's just further evidence that you didn't care, listen or pay any attention to anything but what was important to you.
[ /rant ]
...I also hit my head on a steel cabinet door and got head-butted in the nose today. What is this? A fucking Monday?
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Do you understand life?
15:08:35 - Apr 12 2011
Times Read: 607
I'm just going to wrestle with a lot of this forever, aren't I?
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Gawd...
00:58:36 - Apr 12 2011
Times Read: 627
...every time I read a statement like that, I just have to say, "Well, you don't know me."
Perspective is an amazing thing...
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FEH.
21:32:05 - Apr 11 2011
Times Read: 638
Just discovered I lost a wheel cover and bent a rim today. Stupid, horrible roads up in Niagara Falls...
Makes me wish I still had my truck...
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Riddles and conundrums...
04:33:58 - Apr 11 2011
Times Read: 658
...life keeps me guessing.
All I know is I am who I am. I can't be someone different. I have tried - yes indeed. Failed experiments in reinventing who I am, not for someone else but for me.
Now I need to keep two things in mind:
1. Be true to myself.
2. Take care of me first.
I think if my past should have taught me anything - any one lesson I have failed to grasp time and time again - no one will look out for me as much as I should. I need to do more of it.
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Engrish makes my day...
03:44:47 - Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 689
The pickup line, My lip has an "owie." Will you kiss it and make it better?
Turns into:
I was on my lips "painful" has. You can improve it, or kiss it?
I need to use that one on my next trip to China...
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Just for fun...
18:13:27 - Apr 03 2011
Times Read: 712
...ever Engrish common sayings? Go to Google Translator - type in some common English saying, translate it to Chinese - translate the Chinese to Japanese - then translate it back to English. You can get some gems.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
Turns into
When hard, the tough get going
*snickers*
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
Turns into
A bird in the hand is worth two in the forest
I had higher hopes for that one.
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Turns into
The Absence of the Heart to Grow Fonder
Ok, those are all well and good, but how about some of those abstract things we say... like, for instance.. pick-up lines?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Turns into
If I can rearrange the alphabet, I'm with, I would put U.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Turns into
Because you touch me, I can tell my friends, I have been an angel?
Last one...
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Turns into
Since you have already a good set of bread, your father, you need to pan.
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Morrigon
01:13:58
May 01 2011
*eye rolls*
Passive aggressive unhelpful bullshit.